Oldest Beer Joke in History–1500 B.C.

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I’ve heard some good ones, but this one is a little lost in translation.  Sometime around 1500 B.C. a table in Babylon was inscribed and not found until 1976.  Jump ahead to 2012 and they’re finally getting around to translating the tablet and it’s a BEER JOKE!  And it goes like this…

In your mouth and your teeth, constantly stared at you, the measuring vessel of your lord. What is it?

Beer.

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